It is 2022, and your computer now runs at 3 MHz.
“Do you mean 3 GHz?”
Nope! A malicious hyperthread can make shared libraries run up to ~1000x slower, resulting in a huge SNR boost for side-channel attacks.
[HyperDegrade, by @firstname.lastname@example.org] #usesec22
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